I Want Candy

Here we are less than a month since Halloween, and just over a month away from Christmas - two of the biggest holidays for candy sales. If you are already tired of sugar, or if you are looking for a way to enjoy your sweets vicariously for fewer physical side effects, there are several stories in which magical candy plays a major role.

Candy and childhood seem to go hand in hand. Roald Dahl incorporated candy into many of his stories. In 1964 Dahl unleashed the unusual, unforgettable, and uber-creative confectioner extraordinaire Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory upon the world. This story made into two movies, the 1971 musical Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in 2005 with Johnny Depp.

In 1971 the Willy Wonka Candy Company began. Eight years it later became part of Nestle, providing versions of the Everlasting Gobstopper and the Wonka Bar, among other treats. You can enter an online wacky Wonka world full of Oompa Loompas various games and activities at www.wonka.com.

In Dahl's book The Witches (1983), the witches insidious plan to rid the world of children involves setting up sweet shops and selling candy spiked with Formula 86 Delayed Action Mouse Maker. This was made into a film in 1990 with Angelica Huston as the Grand High Witch.

Hansel and Gretel were captured by the witch in the Brothers Grimm story with the house made of candy. You can read an annotated Hansel and Gretel here, as well as view lists of modern versions and similar tales from other cultures. (By the way, if you find the short story Crumbs, by Esther M. Friesner, in a collection and you enjoy reimagined fairy tales read it. It is a sequel of sorts to the original story involving descendants of the witch and the children with a different explanation of what happened and a twist.)

Joanne Harris published Chocolat in 1999, in which Vianne Rocher sets up a chocolaterie in a small French village and shares chocolates that seem to have unusual properties. Interestingly Johnny Depp played a gypsy in the movie in 2000. The sequel to the novel follows Vianne and her daughter Anouk in Paris years later. For some reason, in the U.K. the sequel's title is The Lollipop Shoes, while in the U.S. it is The Girl with No Shadow, losing any reference to candy.

Clover is always giving Levin Thumps candy with unusual side-effects in the uneven childrens' series by Obert Skye starting with Levin Thumps and the Gateway to Foo (2005).

Four children get involved in a war between magicians who make candy that gives the person eating it temporary, supernatural abilities in the highly enjoyable fantasy novel The Candy Shop War by Brandon Mull (2007).

Now, maybe you have read any of these books, or watched any of these movies by yourself, with friends, or with your family and you are now in the mood for some candy related activities. There is plenty you can do.

You can always play the almost 60 year old boardgame Candyland, especially if you don't mind the possibility of a never ending game trapsing through the Candy Cane Forest or the Molasses Swamp.

This time of the year, making gingerbread houses is always in fashion.

Go ahead and watch the 1939 film Bright Eyes staring Shirley Temple, and learn the lyrics to "On the Good Ship, Lollipop," which became her trademark song. (You probably won't be able to get the music out of your mind now. You are welcome.)

If you live somewhere along the Wasatch Front, this Friday and Saturday you can attend the 4th Annual Utah Chocolate Show and sample and purchase all kinds of chocolates. (Click here for more information.)

Now, if you are in Utah and looking for cheap (mostly free), candy-themed activities for all ages, here are some other places you can go and, in some instances, get free samples:

Mrs. Cavanaughs in North Salt Lake (click here for information about tours)
Taffy Town in Salt Lake City (click here for information about tours)
Sweet Candy Company in Salt Lake City (click here for information about tours)
Kencraft (Peppermint Place) in Alpine (click here for more information - I don't think they have tours, but they did have an observation area and a video you can watch)

If you are in Las Vegas, you can visit M&M's World next to the MGM Hotel, and even watch a free 3-D movie starring Red and Yellow after making your way through three floors of M&M merchandise (click here for more information). You can also take a tour of Ethel's Chocolate Lounge in Henderson (click here for more about tours).

Lastly, if you are ever in Utah travelling on U.S. Highway 89 between Richfield and Junction, you can stop at and hike Big Rock Candy Mountain, see the Lemonade Spring and even stay at the Big Rock Candy Mountain Resort. Click here for more information.

If you pace yourself, you should be able to read a book, watch a movie, then go on a tour or to an event every other month next year. Have a sweet 2009!

Writing Outside the Lines

In a post in October, I mentioned that I discovered that James Clavell of Shogun fame wrote the screenplay for The Fly with Vincent Price and I got to thinking about some other movies I knew with screenplays written by authors better known for other works.

After suffering an heart attack in 1964, Ian Fleming decided to try his hand at writing a children's spy story. Originally published as three separate books, they were later published together as Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. In 1968 the movie musical was released (and now you can see stage musical based on the movie). The movie boasts music and lyrics by the Sherman brothers Robert and Richard, the same team that Disney used on many projects and movies including Mary Poppins and The Jungle Book.

I found the book to be dreadfully boring. Perhaps that is because I read it as an adult, and after seeing the movie numerous times (it used to be a Thanksgiving Day afternoon broadcast tradition of sorts). The screenplay was co-written by Roald Dahl, author such children's classics as James and the Giant Peach (1961), Charlie and Chocolate Factory (1964), The Witches (1983), and Matilda (1988). The movie actually feels more like one of Dahl's stories then Flemings', with a dark humor, and role reversals between children and adults.

Interestingly, Dahl also worked on the screenplay for for the Bond film You Only Live Twice (1967).

Michael Crichton, known for books like The Andromeda Strain (1969), The Great Train Robbery (1975), and Jurassic Park (1990) that were made into movies and television shows, also wrote screenplays for movies such as Westworld (1975) and Twister (1996) and episodes of television's ER (1994-2008). He also was involved in many of these projects as director and/or producer.

Earlier this year my son and I watched all five movies in the Planet of the Apes cycle (and the Tim Burton movie remake). The first one from 1968, which was based on Pierre Boulle's book Planet of the Apes (1963) actually has held up pretty well for being 40 years old. (Much better then the subsequent four that had lofty ideas but degenerated in quality and diverted more and more from the original source material.)

The book is more of social commentary like Jonathan Swift's Gulliver's Travels (1926), and less of an action adventure story that the movie is. While it has it's own twist ending, it is different then the movies. Once you realize that Rod Serling, writer Twilight Zone in print and on television, was involved with the screenplay, the atmosphere and ending of the movie falls right into place.

I would love to add more to this list. Let me know if you know of other screenplays for movies or television shows that were written by authors who may be better known for their work in other media or genres.

Cruel and Unusual PUNishments

Many years ago I went through a period that I loved puns. If you watch the Today show on NBC, some days Al Roker and Matt Lauer can really get on a roll with puns.

In addition to writing in a very broad range of genres, from history to science fiction to fantasy to mystery to science, Isaac Asimov also published joke and humor books including Isaac Asimov's Treasury of Humor (1971). (You can read parts of it online here.) He was quite fond of puns and whether he was the first to say it or not, I remember him commenting that puns were one of the highest forms of humor.

One of his groan-inducing, pun-driven jokes that I remember goes something like this:

A man with the last name of Stein committed a crime, then used a time machine to escape to a point in the future just after the statute of limitations on his offense ran out.

He was found, arrested and brought to trial on the theory that since he did not actually live through that passage of time, the statute of limitations should not apply.

After hearing arguments on both sides and examining the evidence, the judge issued his verdict in Stein's favor and the headlines read: "A niche in time saves Stein."

If, for whatever reason, you are looking for some additional reading punishment, here are a few suggestions.

Several years ago I went back and reread many of the books and series from my childhood. This included the book that sparked my interest in reading - The Wizard of Oz (1900) and the subsequent 13 sequels by L. Frank Baum. The story had many elements I had completely forgotten about, especially since they weren't in the movie. In some regards I was a little disappointed as the story had lost some of its magic, but in other areas I found it more meaningful so it is still one of my favorites despite its meandering plot.

Anyway, upon my rereading I was surprised at the sheer number of puns in all of the Oz books. I must not have caught them when I was younger, or the magical newness of the characters, creatures and events overpowered the puns at the time.

In Junior High one of my teachers exposed me to books written and illustrated by Fred Gwynne. (Yes - the same Fred Gwynne who played Herman Munster on The Munsters TV series.) He also loved puns and his books, The King Who Rained (1980), The Sixteen Hand Horse (1982), A Chocolate Moose for Dinner (1987), and A Little Pigeon Toad (1988) are full of puns created as a child tries to visually reconcile what common phrases, many with homonyms mean.

I read an interview with Gwynne in which he showed many sculptures and various odds and ends he created himself, included a small bell shaped like a banana. The sole purpose behind this nick-knack was to set up the joke that when it is rung it peals.

As a teenager, I read several of Piers Anthony's Xanth stories. The sheer volume of groan-inducing puns in these books is staggering. These are not for young children like the Oz or Gwynne's books, however, as some of the plots, jokes and characters can be risque (to put it mildly). Starting with A Spell for Chameleon (1977), Anthony has continued to publish these formulaic stories (well, at least they were formulaic up through the sixth or seventh book and I stopped reading them) for 30 years now with the 32nd in the series, Two to the Fifth, published last month.

More recently David Farland's younger young adult Ravenspell series with Of Mice and Magic (2005) and The Wizard of Ooze (2007) uses a few puns, but not nearly to the extent of the other books I have mentioned here. Younger readers might enjoy the stories solely for the fantasy elements while older readers will pick up on jokes and pop culture references that pass completely over their heads.

Let me know if there are other books I should add to this list.